Thursday, 1 November 2007

Leonard Bernstein Leonid Brezhnev Lenny Bruce & Lester Bangs

Monday, 7th October 1996

Birthday party cheesecake jelly bean BOOM!
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UXBRIDGE ON TV: on last night's "The Legacy of Reginald Perrin", through a restaurant window could clearly be seen that statue you pass on your way into Uxbridge, the one of three people jumping for a ball while fountains piss all over them. Otherwise, programme not worth watching.
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Bob Dole is a man who likes to be seen brushing a non-existent bit of fluff off Clinton's tie and talking emotively about "crack babies" by an indulgent press and an easily fooled nation. He's got Nixon written all over him.
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WARNING! According to a 14th century monk who predicted recognisable characteristics within popes to come until the end of the world, we've only got one pontiff to go after JPII! Hang in there, Popey!

Right? RIGHT!

2 comments:

B said...

Guess what I was listening to on the train in that morning?

(By the way, the first person to correctly guess the song from the lyrics always won a prize. This was harder than it sounds because we had no web access and therefore no Google. Did you just shudder?)

Jennifer said...

I can't guess it without Google... I'm a loser.