Wednesday, 13th November 1996
How many roads must a man walk down? In my case it's eight. It could be seven but I'd miss my train.
Why did people suddenly stop wearing hats in the 1950s?
Where does Bob Monkhouse get off doing nob gags in front of the Queen? I saw him. It's a disgrace gawd bless er she does a wonderful job...
What will the Queen Mum get on her 100th birthday?
"Here you go, mum."
"Oh thanks dear. How nice, a hand-delivered telegram..."
And how many did YOU get right on "Never Mind The Buzzcocks" last night? I tell yer, if Phil Jupitus had me on his team instead of that edgy bint from the Sunday Show, we'd've knocked Richard "Right Said Fred" Fairbrass, Sean "Guitar" Hughes and Fat Bloke out of Dodgy
into a particularly cocked hat. I may not know much, but I know me pop.
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