Friday, 22nd November 1996
Tomorrow's lottery numbers will be
2 7 14 39 43 44
And remember, you have to be in to win.
A priest strolls into a bar on a Sunday and orders a pint of lager. The barman isn't sure and says "Are you sure you're allowed to drink lager on a Sunday, father?" The priest says nothing, and pulls out a bell, a book, and a clockwork monkey. "Let me show you something by way of explanation" says the priest, and he lifts the bell in one hand, the book in the other, and I can't remember the rest of the joke but I fell off my chair in tears when I heard it, the punchline's got something to do with the monkey.
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