Tuesday, 18 March 2008

Geek Leeks

Wednesday, 30th April 1997

"Twin Town" - brilliant film. Sex, drugs and karaoke - the lot. "I Will Survive" finally gets the critical judgement I feel should be bestowed upon any cow who sings it, except perhaps Gloria Gaynor. And whatever you think about the Welsh - well, it confirms it, really. So a big thumbs up, under water, for twenty seconds.

Totally lost it on the train today standing up from my seat, my balance went completely and I went crashing head-first into some poor woman's lap. Fortunately she was embarrassed enough for the both of us, so I escaped unshamed. However, lest retribution be cast upon me from high, let it be known that I am suffering my own private hell of humiliation, and offer up this simple cautionary tale to you as penance.

Right, got to soak the cactus "as they say".

Keep on persevering

B

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