Angels Dance and Angels Die

Tuesday, 13th May 1997

CRF for the Morning Mail First-In-Man Tolerance Studies Brief questionnaire. Cross as many boxes as you like. Please fill in and return at your leisure.

I think the morning e-mail from B should be:
[ ] More about real issues concerning people today
[ ] More esoteric and "bollockified"
[ ] Less desparate in its effort to entertain
[ ] Less self-conscious, not that it is... is it?
[ ] A reflection of modern political and theological thought
[ ] Sautéed in a white wine and tarragon sauce, 30 mins gas mark 6
[ ] Scrapped and the writer torn apart by pigeons

Mornings in general should:
[ ] Start much later and include more coffee
[ ] Begin with the company song and five minutes' calasthenics
[ ] Be scrapped in favour of long lie-ins and 30-hour weeks
[ ] Go on forever, I can't get out of that bed early enough
[ ] Do my ironing and walk the dog
[ ] Be personified
[ ] Not be given the vote

I found this questionnaire:
[ ] Informative and illuminating
[ ] Time-consuming and risibly unfunny
[ ] Full of long words I couldn't undertsand
[ ] In my inbox a couple of minutes ago
[ ] Sleeping rough by the A40
[ ] So I get to keep it! MINE MINE MINE!
[ ] Where? There on the stair! Where on the stair? Right there!
[ ] Too long
[ ] Too short.

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