Whiplash Girlchild In The Dark

Monday, 24th February 1997

Count your blessings:
1. You can count
2. You are blessed
3. GOTO 1
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Apparently the only Brit award the Spice Girls aren't going to win is "Ugliest Bloke in Music". The reason they aren't going to win is that in this category Backflip Spice is up against Shaun Ryder.
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Brown Is The New Black, a fashion sound-bite overused the past year or so. But why should it be merely applied to clothes? Thusly, can we please have a big "brown" of applause for:

Cilla Brown
China Brown
Frank Brown
Brown Velvet
Dry Brownthorne Cider
Brown Bush
Velvet Underground's "The Brown Angel's Death Song"
Sounds of Brownness
Brown Beauty
Stranglers' "Meninbrown"
Rolling Stones' "Paint It Brown"
Brown Grape

The list is endful.

B (Is The New X)