Tuesday, 8th April 1997
Words of wisdom? You'll be lucky. How about:
"Familiarity breeds contempt, but Bernard Matthews breeds turkeys."
Pfh.
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I've inherited a large cactus. It's sat on the desk currently acting as a sunglasses caddy, and it looks mean as fark. What it doesn't have is a name, so here's a competition:
NAME THAT CACTUS!
The best suggestion wins a secret mystery prize. Anyone who suggests "Spike" gets a slap and will be sent to the back of the class for the duration of double English.
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Your hair looks fabulous. Give yourself a pat on the back.
B
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