Monday, 18 February 2008

Hand Me My Nose Ring, Show Me The Mosh Pit

Thursday, 27th March 1997

I couldn't be bothered to pack all my stuff into boxes to be moved downstairs, so I'm burning the whole lot and starting again. It's causing a bit of heat, so I've smashed one of the windows in the lightwell to let the air in. All part of my professional office refurb training, folks.

Everyone's very "cazh" here at Pharma Balimo today, the place is awash with soft cotton and muted earth tones, it's the last day of term again and old B-ster here totally didn't remember. Not only did I come in in uniform, I forgot my LCD Donkey Kong and Ker-Plunk!. Bugger. Anyone for pogs?

"Jerry Maguire": Oscar-nominee Tom Cruise in a performance that guaranteed him not to actually win. Good but not outstanding. Nice film, cute kid, go Cuba, yadda yadda yadda. What really spoiled it for us was the moron Harrow staff banging the door open every ten minutes so we could hear them talking outside, wanndering in and out and clattering their dustpans, but then if they hadn't done that we wouldn't've got our money back, so it's swings and roundabouts really.

B (SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!)

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