Truth is the Ultimate Name of the Maker

Thursday, 6th February 1997

The world is split:

1) Those who believe that "Brass Eye" geniunely sets up celebrities to say stupid things without them knowing; that Noel Edmonds is prepared to believe and to tell the public, that a ludicrously large yellow pill is the new drug called "cake" that it affects the part of the brain known as "Shatner's Bassoon", causing a condition known as "Czech neck".

2) Those who believe that "Brass Eye" is a set-up; that the celebs involved know exactly what's going on and it is the gullible public who are the fools.

3) Those who say "Brass what?"

And if you missed Jas Mann answering the question "Are you a genius?" with the sincere answer "I hope to become one", then the series should be coming out on video in a month or two.

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