Tuesday, 4th February 1997
Enough babbling, let's give people the FACTS:
In tests, the Rover Metro came bottom of the table in safety. What hasn't been as widely publicised is that the Fiesta and the Polo are 73% more likely to suffer from alien abduction and attack from sharks.
The father of missing TV presenter Zoe Ball has been taken into police custody accused of the murder of custard pies and small fluffy animal toys during his reign as children's television's comedy/science anchorman in the 1970s. Johnny "The Hat" Ball will be tried and executed on Thursday.
Fashion, and Being Rescued At Sea is the craze that's sweeping the world. It's 1997 folks, and if you're not out in the middle of some immense ocean facing certain death then you're NOWHERE. Two headline cases so far in January. Hardcore rescuees favour ridiculous methods of staying alive, such as stapling their hands together with knives to prevent losing precious energy to the rigours of morris dancing.
Those were the news, now over to Caroline for the weather.
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To which Caroline added: "It's bloody freezing today."
Preceding Ollie Williams by about two years. Nice work, Caz.
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