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Tuesday, 11th February 1997

The story about the man and the dog can wait. It's not very nice and if you have an aversion to animal cruelty or blood then it could ruin your morning: but it comes together rather tidily in the end and when I get time I'm looking forward to writing it.

So, how do we feel about not receiving an e-mail full of inane bonkers arse (which it is) to start your day? Remember, this is a democracy (of sorts). And I've got to write the thucking fing. Mail me back if you want to continue subscribing (as it were) to this marvellously pointless (let's face it) service.

The new Blur album: it's a lo-fi classic! Hear them impersonate Neil Young! Laugh as they copy Beck! Gasp as they rip off the Beatles (again)! Howl with derision as they repeat themselves! Howl with derision as they repeat themselves! Blur - the album: it's fart!

Btlebum