Let the Children Lose It, Let the Children Use It...

Monday, 30th September 1996

... let all the children boogie.

Realised something quite disturbing walking into work today. Just past the Swan & Bottle, watching the swans, and there was a female swan; and I could tell it was female because it looked like shit. Now hold your horses; think about the difference between a male peacock and a female peacock (or peahen, if you must), then consider the mallard, both genders; in fact, think of any bird of note, whether for its gaily coloured plumage or gaudy physical abnormality, then look at his missus. Invariably smaller and smeary poo brown.

So am I decrying the female of the species? NO! This simple display of nature is showing us something very clever and obvious and rather telling. It is showing us this; for while women choose their mates with taste and aesthetics as considerations... men will shag anything.

I th'k y.